Hobo here. I am in a really bad mood and I thought maybe telling you about it might help. Today the food source came home early from "work" and he picked me up and tried to be really loving and nice. I should have never fallen for it. The food source then tried to put my in a little prison cell. I fought him as hard as I could but he managed to force me in there and then he shut the door. Then I was carried out the door and put into some kind of a box and left alone for a minute. Then the food source magically appeared next to my cage. There were some noises and then the world outside started to move by. At first I thought it was a trick but I figured out that my box was moving. After a time the big box stopped and the food source got out, I thought that he had escaped and would soon rescue me but I was wrong.
He did come and get me but he took me into this funny building, where some other beans were doing all kinds of things. I was then let out of my cell but there was a strange bean there that grabbed me and poked and prodded me and did all kinds of unspeakable things to me. After poking me this bean tried to grab my paws and attack my toes. I finally was able to inflict enough damage on that bean and it stopped grabbing my paws.
The food source then put me in the cell again and then took me to the big box. It started moving again and next time it stopped I was taken inside a huge box and soon the food source managed to get the cell away from my captures. Once he set me free from the cell I found that I was in my home and soon the food source provided me with some good food.
The food source here. I see Hobo has been telling you about his adventure. He actually went to see his Doctor since he had not been jumping very much since Friday but had seemed better as the weekend went along. The Vet said that everything seemed ok and figured that maybe he had strained a muscle somehow. He got a shot and I will be watching him to make sure that he continues getting better.
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(sigh) I could tell this wasn't going to be good as soon as you mentioned your cell! Luckily you inflicted enough pain on that person so that they sent you back home without further bodily insult.
You know,...Hobo...I can tell by your picture that you don't get out much. That deer-in-the-headlights look is a dead giveaway. But I might as well tell you that not every trip in the car results in unspeakably perverted gropings by people in white jackets or having your toenails clipped.
Good for you, though, on giving those oversized dogs the what-for in the how's-your-father. Maybe next time the food source will put a harness on you and take you to the park. When he does, let me know and I'll show you how to wriggle free.
You know,...Hobo...I can tell by your picture that you don't get out much. That deer-in-the-headlights look is a dead giveaway. But I might as well tell you that not every trip in the car results in unspeakably perverted gropings by people in white jackets or having your toenails clipped.
Good for you, though, on giving those oversized dogs the what-for in the how's-your-father. Maybe next time the food source will put a harness on you and take you to the park. When he does, let me know and I'll show you how to wriggle free.
You know,...Hobo...I can tell by your picture that you don't get out much. That deer-in-the-headlights look is a dead giveaway. But I might as well tell you that not every trip in the car results in unspeakably perverted gropings by people in white jackets or having your toenails clipped.
Good for you, though, on giving those oversized dogs the what-for in the how's-your-father. Maybe next time the food source will put a harness on you and take you to the park. When he does, let me know and I'll show you how to wriggle free.
Hey I don't know how that happened!
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